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[Jennie]

Jennie's here!

[Spiral]

Spiral is here!

[Glyn]

I cant wait to meet Renny

[Zingbot]

HELLOOOOOOO IDIOTS!

YOU READY FOR THE ZIIIIIIIIIIING????

[Jennie]

ZINGBOT I LOVE YOU

[Parker]

Parker is here!

This feels weird...

[Zingbot]

@James , SINCE YOU WANT TO PLAY BALL, YOU'RE UP FIRST! YOU REALLY DID YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE COMING INTO THIS SEASON. YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS GAME, THE HOSTS, THE EX PLAYERS, OUR PETS...

[Zingbot]

I'D ZING YOU BUT I'M ALREADY IN WITNESS PROTECTION FROM MY LAST STALKER.

ZIIIIIING

[Adam]

here

[Amanda]

Checking in!!

[Zingbot]

@Adam, YOU KNOW HOW TO COUNT. YOU WON GUESSTIMATION. YOU ARE GOOD AT FINDING HIDDEN VETOS.

SO WHERE DO I FIND THE EDGE OF THE FLAT EARTH?

[James]

I'D ZING YOU BUT I'M ALREADY IN WITNESS PROTECTION FROM MY LAST STALKER.

ZIIIIIING

Checking in and very zinged!

[Zingbot]

DID YOU LOSE YOUR BRAIN THERE? ZIIIIIIING. ZIIIIINGGGGGGGG.

[Spiral]

I love zingbot!!

[Adam]

@Adam, YOU KNOW HOW TO COUNT. YOU WON GUESSTIMATION. YOU ARE GOOD AT FINDING HIDDEN VETOS.

SO WHERE DO I FIND THE EDGE OF THE FLAT EARTH?

8 inches per mile, squared

[Zingbot]

@Glyn , YOU THINK YOU'RE GOOD AT PLAYING BIG BROTHER AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE. YOU ARE! YOU'VE WON HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD. YOU'VE SURVIVED BEING NOMINATED AGAINST YOUR FRIEND. YOU'VE HAD A GREAT RUN.

[Zingbot]

BUT WE KNOW YOU AS AN ANNOYING LITTLE BROTHER.


ZIIIING

[James]

BUT WE KNOW YOU AS AN ANNOYING LITTLE BROTHER.


ZIIIING

That's a meh punchline. Just being real.