[BB Alpha]

This is Susie's Finale Thread.

All other Jurors should remain in their own threads. Final 3, remember... this is not for you to address each other, but to talk to Susie. In-fighting amongst the Final 3 should be reserved for the Live Finale Round Table on Sunday.

Susie, you have until Saturday at 8c/9e to post your statements/questions to the Final 3. Remember not to take up too much of their time as they have 7 other jurors to get to. Please no listing or questions requiring novels for answers. You should post all of your statements/questions in your opening post in this thread. There is a live Finale Roundtable on Sunday where you will get to address everyone live about the statements they have made as well ask follow-ups.

[Susie]

Hello boys! Its everyones favorite lovable dictator here and while the State of Susie has fallen, I would like to see you boys do something a little different for my vote. In my eyes, you all have major flaws and major strengths to your games so my vote is wide open right now. I know everyone will be doing questions about your game and your playstyle, so instead, I want you all to flex a different part of your brains.

So I would like to see you all do something a little creative, you see, I am in need of a national anthem. I have the music, I just need some rousing lyrics to go with it. I would like you all to give me a short verse and a chorus, it doesn't need to be any longer than 10 lines in total. You can either dedicate it to me, or you can do one about your own game empire. If you do the latter, I will just edit it to be about me when I play it for my adoring crowds of houseplants and captive pets. Good luck!

[James]

Susie is dead! Long live Susie!

Susie,

Although you did not tell us the music for your song, I am going to act reasonably here and assume with 100% certainty that your national anthem is clearly to the tune of “Your Love” by The Outfield. So my lyrics are written to fit in with that tune and are finely tuned to capture the very essence and entirety of who you are as a person.



Here we go:

Susie’s from some small island far away, I think the place that they filmed Braveheart.
Hey look she won the first HOH, and her nom speech was quite a start.

She wants to evict Shahbaz, tonight! Oh fuck twist, Shahbaz is safe tonight!

Susie’s back in power once again, with Adam she’s a strong contender
And she has girl-bonds Ais and Jen, despite her own unclear gender.

Sezer quit and Sheila’s out tonight! Thank god Susie kept James safe tonight!

[This next section is about your deep, confusing love for Adam. But I’m just leaving the original lyrics from the Outfield song in because they fit]

Try to stop my hands from shaking
But something in my mind's not making sense
It's been a while since we were all alone
But I can't hide the way I'm feeling

[ok final verse time:]

Susie’s nominated on a Wednesday, but she’ll be safe if she wins veto.
Wow she got all the answers yay! Wait a second, did she double check? No!

Adam won, now Susie’s out tonight! State of Susie put up quite a fight!

Hope that adequately serves the nation. Forever may you reign.

[Parker]

Hello Dictator Susie! I’m sorry your dictatorship had to crumble, but like our good ol pal Plato from Ancient Greece used to say, tyranny is always the last form of government that society naturally falls into. That tyranny was James. But alas, I will gladly make a song in your honour, and to go with the theme, I picked a very classic dictatorship national anthem to base my lyrics off of, the Soviet Anthem. It will be about my empire though, because I have to sell myself like a used car salesman sells cars ;) (just the 10 lines for now, if you want the full release you’ll have to contact my agent, I used the Paul Robeson translation for reference)

United forever in distrust for Shahbaz,
My mighty republic will ever endure.
The Great Lemonaid Stand will live through the ages.
The dream of a houseguest, their Group B secure.

Long live our Big Brother alliance,
Built by the houseguest's mighty minds.
Long live Parker, Spiral and Aisleyne.
Strong in our friendship tried by votes.
Long may Parker’s campaign inspire,
Shining in glory for all jury to see.

[Glyn]

Hello Susie!

I want to start by emphasizing that I have musical talent that’s equivalent to that of a lamp, so I hope to impress you as I flexed my creativity muscle extremely hard. Though you already have music to go with your soon to be made lyrics, I needed to base my lyrics off a song so I chose Out Of My League by Fitz and The Tantrums. I chose this specific song because it may just be true that Susie is Out of Our League, and it captures the essence of our leader Susie being on top. In addition its a catchy beat thats sure to get your houseplants on their stems. I present to you, We Love Susie.



30 Days and 30 Nights,
A girl like Susie only comes once in your whole life,
And for all the days she played the game,
No one compared to the fire she brought with one single glance

We scream we love Susie,
The dictatorship she leads
She won 2 HOH’s
She was more than just a dream.
We scream we love Susie
Almost won a POV
It was rigged can’t you see
Because she means more to us than anyone else might be



I hope this song got the plants and pets moving and grooving. If this song was a shortcoming in your eyes I hope it receives the untimely death it deserves. If it passes, I hope it serves the nation well.

Long Live the Queen.